But while I was sitting there
\nand chewing peacefully away,
\na head popped in the room and stared,
\n\u201cCan you offer me a stay?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHah,\u201d said I, my eyes were flashing
\nas Sabrina was foul demons bashing
\nand free trial was nearly over,
\nyet I mumbled, \u201cCome on over.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJust keep silent,\u201d my mind screamed,
\nas my suitcased guest live-streamed,
\ntiptoeing between me and the screen,
\npausing there, \u201cI hate to intervene.\u201d<\/p>\n
No doubt, I\u2019ll have to buy a full-fee month
\nand lock the house, pull all blinds down,
\nthen post an ad in the local paper,
\n\u201cShe\u2019s fine. Don\u2019t try to save her.\u201d<\/p>\n