Something Goes Wrong

SOMETHING GOES WRONG
Something goes wrong when I get a party call
I want to stay home, but I also want to go

Either way, I am displeased:
If I go, I get so teased
by smokers, or the music, or the bar
When I skip, I nag till heaven falls apart.

So, there we have it, plain and clear:
“party” is a word I shouldn’t hear.

Just a little joke after the Wednesday prompt at Poetic Asides this week.